Paging Dr. Faggot

neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

(via seanp0donnell)

partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

(via beyonsaywhaaat)

(x)

(Source: climbhigher, via dylanspraiberry)

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

(via seanp0donnell)

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

(via jimmy--brooks)

whatsacanada:

*french accent* how do you say

(via seanp0donnell)

ritaajanee:

and y’all shocked?

(Source: ms---jane, via yaazus)

curvier:

my life:

  • in the morning, i can’t wake up
  • in the night, i can’t sleep

(via justinbieberthinks)

wreckedteens:

I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me

(via seanp0donnell)

an4kins:

nvbianprincess:

Sitting on my throne 👑

me

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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(Source: jalowin, via seanp0donnell)

nlghtvisions:

when you wave to somebody and they see you, but they dont wave back

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(via jileystyler)